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dw:

when someone says shrek is their favorite movie

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scottthepilgrim:

scottthepilgrim:

scottthepilgrim:

scottthepilgrim:

scottthepilgrim:

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officialunitedstates:

someone:  do you speak french

me:  I have seen a few scenes of that candlestick speaking in beauty and the beast

Anonymous: Hummousexual?

j5h:

amoyed:

what

would you fuck hummus

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

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Anonymous: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

offensed:

i wasn’t ready

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