when someone says shrek is their favorite movie
someone: do you speak french
me: I have seen a few scenes of that candlestick speaking in beauty and the beast
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
(Source: collxxn, via sniffing)
there should be a dating website called ebae
(Source: despute, via relahvant)
Anonymous: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material